December 2011
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I’m leaving out of town for a few days, to celebrate the New Year by escaping a little from my boring hometown and all the stuff here. So, I just wanted to wish you all Happy New Year, and may this 2012 be better, happier, more successful and filled with love for each and every one of you. You guys are the best, thank you for making 2011 better, funnier and more bearable by just being...
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kimlennox: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y  CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Unacceptable ways of saying...
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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tobedeleted-deactivated20120314 asked: In response to what I think about you. One word: THE WORLD. I love you more than anything on the internets, including cockwichs and other goodies.
Dec 24th
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